Planned your Valentine’s yet? If your love life is set, parents on-board, easy access to each other, future plans all worked out, you need not read further. This post is for the other 99% !!!!
So you think your love life is absolute movie material, the villanous parents, the cruel society, the longing, the yearning and in contemporary terms, the ‘emotional atyachaar’ which just doesnt end? Dont worry, help is here. Make a note of the following plan:
1. Buy return tickets to Mangalore to be able to stay there on 14th.
2. Walk out, hand-in-hand with your should-be, on the streets. TIP: Carry a bunch of roses or a stuffed toy, a little bit of PDA could be advised as well.
If one were to believe the words of the saviors of my Indian traditions, you would be married off duly at a registrar’s office !! And the best part, the marriage would be legal, regardless of your respective religions or castes !! I wonder why these noble men are then being ridiculed by the intelligentsia of our society. The vent to their frustrated lives is actually a boon to hundreds, if channeled cleverly !!
Well, on a serious note, who decides what’s in my culture and what’s not? Who re-wrote the basic tenets of the Hindu faith i.e freedom of belief and expresion? I refuse to believe that a religion which can worship gods who drink soma (exclusive wines) and make merriment to the sight of dancing ‘apsaras’, can allow some self proclaimed guardians to exhibit their machismo by assaulting an innocent pub-hopping girl in public.
Anyone who has bothered, even as much as, to pick up a few Hindu texts would know that there’s no stagnant sets of rules which have defined it forever. And that precisely, is the beauty of it. The beauty which makes, even a person like me, of agnostic tendencies, feel proud of it. The 330 millions gods we worship are 330 million different expressions of faith. It’s a culture where a Meera can flout all social norms and still be regarded in history as the epitome of devotion. A culture where a social worker from Shirdi, of unknown religous origins can be revered as an incarnation by millions, no questions asked. A culture where a Public Display of Affection (Raasa leela) by the lord himself is adored and re-told in millions of temples everyday!!!!
We tought the world the art of kamasutra. We gave the world the temples adorned with erotic sculptures. And despite all the supposed traditions and taboos, we still managed to give to the world around 17% of it’s population !!!! What then, are these poor-misguided guardians of my culture trying to protect us from??
Not everyone will, so let me tell you that God is not really so insecure of being invaded by foreign traditions. Actually you see, nothing is foreign to my God in the first place.
Happy Valentine’s day !!

















